I know I'm kind of late to the whole "Gossip Girl" game. Sure, it's been a "phenomenon" for like 6 months or whatever, but I couldn't be bothered to watch it until like 3 episodes ago. And so it began — the crazy infatuation one only feels for something as stupid as a TV show. But something plagues me: What is the deal with Chuck? Really. Like that coat last night. It was blindingly orange. Who wears that? And I'm not even adequately conveying this garment — it was straight up ridiculous. And even though I know he was all date rapey earlier this season, I still kind of like Chuck. He's intriguing!