I saw the most wacked out bumper sticker EVER the other day. It featured the phrase "Relax! God is in control," which seems innocuous enough. But then as I caught a clearer glimpse, the whole operation started to unravel. Beside the text was a pair of penguins accompanied by what was either 1) the sun, 2) a lion, or 3) a goldfish. I think that in any of these three scenarios, the sticker still holds its own in the crazy arena. Why penguins? Really? For marketability, maybe? In any case, the sticker has been haunting me ever since, not because of the religious message, but because of the illustration. Just trust me when I say it was pretty trippy.